The Kids Dont Stand A Chance Ukulele tab

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A devastating backstroke 
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All the way from France 
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With shiny, shiny cufflinks 
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A shirtsleeve to enhance 

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The pin-striped men of morning 
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Are coming for to dance 
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With pure Egyptian Cotton 
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The kids don't stand a chance 

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You criticize the practice 
F       G        C 
By murdering their plants 
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Ignoring all the history 
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Denying them romance 

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The pin-striped men of morning 
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Are coming for to dance 
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Forty-million dollars 
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The kids don't stand a chance 

(Solo) 

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I didn't like the business, 
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But that was at first glance 
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Your pillow feels so soft now 
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But still you must advance 

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The pin-striped men of morning 
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The partners in the dance 
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The paper's shot to pieces 
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The kids don't stand a chance