Cheapest motel Ukulele tab

	  Intro: G  C  G  C 

The G glasses were all plastic; 
Little C bars of no-name soap; 
No D cable on the TV; 
The C ice-machine was br{G}oke. 
Well, I guess that's what you get, 
For nineteen C bucks an' some change. 
But the D cheapest motel in town, 
C Cost him every{G}thing C 

They used the Bible for a coaster, 
An' it never crossed their mind: 
Maybe they should've opened it, 
Instead of that high-dollar wine. 
It was just their little secret, 
A hideaway out West Main, 
But the cheapest motel in town, 
Cost him everything. 
 
He went from Csus2 home in the suburbs, 
To an apartment in town. 
From bein' G met at the door by two little kids, 
To a D stray dog he'd found. 
He paid the Csus2 price for pleasure, 
Now he G can't aff{G/F#}ord the Em pain. 
An' the D cheapest motel in town, C 
Cost him every{G}thing  C G C 

They thought no-one would find 'em, 
But it isn't hard to spot, 
A brand-new black Mercedes-Benz, 
In that gravel parkin' lot. 
He fooled his wife till one night, 
She saw something he couldn't explain, 
An' the cheapest motel in town, 
Cost him everything. 

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It cost him every{G}thing  C G C 
Cost him every{G}thing  C G C