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        C                    G 
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds 
        D                         G 
She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round 
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You can take that waitress or the blonde over there 
      G                           D     G 
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear 

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     G                     D          G 
In a neighborhood bar not too far from here 
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Me and old John, we were chugging some beers 
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Friday night about a half past ten 
       A                   D 
When a Flock of secretaries came strutting in 
     G                       D        G 
The one in the front was a little too tall 
    C                         G 
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall 
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But the one in the middle, as cute as could be 
     A                    G 
The one in the middle was looking at me 

 
             C                    G 
Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds 
        D                            G 
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round 
C                                 G           C 
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there 
      G                           D     G 
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear 

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I said ‘do you wanna dance,’ she said ‘yes I do’ 
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We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too 
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Now John didn’t like it but he was being a friend 
           A                            D 
He danced with this one and that one and this one again 
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A slow song came on, we were locked down tight 
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John said ‘hey buddy, you can’t hog her all night’ 
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Well you’re a mighty big feller but I don’t care 
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Stand back John, that’s the size I wear 


        C                    G 
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds 
        D                            G 
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round 
C                                 G           C 
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there 
      G                           D     G 
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear 

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            C                    G 
Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds 
        D                            G 
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round 
C                                 G           C 
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there 
      G                           D     G 
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear 
             C                     G      C 
Hey you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care 
  C                           D     G 
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear 
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Stand over there John, I’ll be done in just a minute