Hard On The Ticker Ukulele tab

	  Capo III Fret 
 
Intro 
 
(E5) I gave up pamento cheese 
Domino's delivery 
Whiskey sours 
Apple pies 
Finger-lickin' chicken fried 
Are (B5) gastronomic history 
I (E5) used to like them scary shows 
But I gave 'em up a while ago 
Don't do no death-defyin' 
Rollercoster ridin' 
(B5) Now days I just take it slow 
Ever (C) since we started datin' 
(D) I been compensating 
To (C) keep from gettin' up 
To (D) heaven any quicker  
 
'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker 
(E5) Hard on the ticker 
The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker 
Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker  
 
Now, (E5) when she wiggles through my door 
My chin gets heavy hits the floor 
Silky hair, scarlet lips 
Swingin' double-jointed hips 
My (B5) blood begins to roar 
And (E5) when she nibbles on me ear 
It's partly pleasure, partly fear 
Little dab is all it takes 
To get my heart a palpatatin' 
(B5) Feelin' like the end is near 
I (C) oughta get a policy 
Of (D) double indemnity 
It'd (C) make my beneficiary 
A (D) whole lot richer 
 
'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker 
(E5) Hard on the ticker 
The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker 
Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker 
 
Solo 
 
I (C) oughta get a policy 
Of (D) double indemnity 
It'd (C) make my beneficiary 
A (D) whole lot richer 
'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker 
(E5) Hard on the ticker 
The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker 
Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker 
 
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