Troubleshooting Ukulele tab

	  
verse 1: 

A                 E                 A 
I was sittin’ starin’ at my monitor 
A                    E          A 
My computer locked-up, once again 
      D                                       A 
And I read all them manuals, cover-to cover 
E                                               
Rackin’ my brains to find out what the problem was, and then 
   A                       E               A 
I called the help desk number that they gave me 
          A                     E                A 
And the man said “I will help you, troubleshoot.” 
D                         A 
That gave me an idea, I hung up that phone 
E 
Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall 
     E                                                  E 
I’ll do some problem solving on this thing once and for all 

 
          D             A 
And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer 
    E 
I don’t need tech support to walk me through 
D                                              A                   D 
Yeah it’s time I shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it 
     A                  E                    A 
It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU 

Bridge: 
D                                           A 
Come on runtime-error, go ahead an’ make my day 
   E 
If Bill Gates was standin’ here, I smack his four-eyed face 

Solo: 
D A E E D A A E A 

verse 2: 
         A                 E                          A 
Now if you think I have an ounce of patience 
      A                      E                             A 
I’m tellin’ you, you better not, hold your breath 
                  D 
Cause I’m gonna lock an’ load ‘em 
             A                D 
Tell ‘em I’ll send in the modem 
       E 
An’ give this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death 

 
          D                       A 
And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer 
  E 
I don’t need tech support to walk me through 
D                                                A                   D 
Yeah it’s time to shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it 
     A                         E A              D 
It’s time to bust a cap, in this piece of...Microsoft Windows 
     A                     E                   A 
It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU