Things You Don't Say To Your Wife Ukulele tab

	   Things You Dont Say To Your Wife 
Tim Hawkins 
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Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end 

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 	The dress you wear reminds me of	 my old gir	lfriend 

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 	And where'de you	 get those shoes i 	think there pretty 	lame 

 	Em	D	C	G 
 	would you stop t	alking 'cause im tr	ying to watch the ga	me 

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 	If your a man who w	ants to live 

 	Em	G 
 	a long and happy	 life 

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 	these are the things yo	u don't say to your 	wife. 

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 	I planned a hunting trip 	next week on your b	irthday 

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 	I didn't ask you but	 i knew i'de be	 ok 

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 	Go make some di	nner while i watc	h this fishin	g show 

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 	I taped it over	 our old w	edding vid	eo 

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 	Your cooking is ok but not	 like mother mak	es 

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 	The diamond in the ring i 	bought you is a 	fake 

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 	Your eyes look 	puffy dear, are	 you feeling	 ill 

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 	Happy aniver	sary i boug	ht you a trea	dmill 

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 	If you a man who	 doesn't want to g	et killed with a	 knife, 

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 	These are the things you do	n't say to your	 wife.