The Wife Song Ukulele tab

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Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end   

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The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend   

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And where'd you get those shoes I think there pretty lame   

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 And would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game   

(Chorus)   

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If you're a man who wants to live  a long and happy life   

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 These are the things you don't say to your wife.   

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I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday   

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I didn't ask you but I knew it be ok   

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Go fix some dinner while I watch this fishing show   

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I taped it over	 our old wedding video   

(Chorus)   

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Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes   

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The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake   

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Your eyes look puffy dear,  are you feeling	 ill   

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Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill   

(Chorus)   

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If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a	 knife,   

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These are the things you don't say to your	 wife.