Me & My Bitch Ukulele tab

	  Intro Em 

C 
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 

Em 
Oh no no, oh no no 

C  
Hey 

Em 
I used to have a girlfriend 
C 
Now all I got is hoes 
Em 
I was looking for a down girl 
C 
She was fuckin on the low,yeah 

Am 
Hair done, nails did, caramel complexion 
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Pussy stayed wet like she was mixed with mexican 

Em 
Love I invested in, trust I invested in 
C 
So if she wasn't fucking with me I was stressing it 

Em 
Wasn't no questioning, that pussy was mine 
C 
Wasn't no questioning, that bonnie and clyde 

Em 
Living at my momma's house, but I let her move in 
C 
Momma thought I was tricking 
But I really was just choosin' 

            Am 
That was my bitch 

I was claiming her when we was fucking 
   C 
My bitch, I wasn't using condoms no nothing 
Am 
She was my love, she came first before my homies 
   C 
Like fuck it, I'm 'bout to get your name tatted on me 

Em 
I used to have a girlfriend 
C 
Now all I got is hoes 
Em 
I was looking for a down girl 
C 
And she was fucking on the low 
                Em 
Now it's me and my bitch, yeah 
C 
Just knowing that these hoes ain't shit 
       Em 
Me and my bitch 
C                                          Em 
And we was riding on this west-coast shit, yeah 

C 
I caught the bitch cheating 
Am              C 
Damn, she was with him last weekend 
Em              Am 
What you mean you gon' call right back? 
C               D 
What you mean you ain't got time like that? 

Am 
She fucked this player I knew 
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Ain't really fucked with his crew 
Em 
I made a song with his brother 
Am 
And then she fucked with him too 
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All that shit she was talking 
                Am 
She wasn't really even 'bout it 
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And it made it even worse 
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When my homie told me 'bout it 

Am 
I gave you your swag, told you to dress like that 
C 
I hit your spot, made you say "yes!" like that 
Am 
And they ask me why I trust no bitch 

It's 'cause my ex had me feeling all embarrassed and shit 

Em 
I used to have a girlfriend 
C 
Now all I got is hoes 
Em 
I was looking for a down girl 
C 
She was fucking on the low 
                Em 
Now it's me and my bitch, yeah yeah 
C 
And knowin that these hoes ain't shit 
                Em 
Now it's me and my bitch 
C                                          Am 
And we was ridin' on this west coast shit, yeah 

                         C 
So she tryna get me back now 
                                         Am 
I had her creepin, he was sneakin through the back door 

I was horny, I just wanted to fuck 
C                                        Am 
I bust a nut in ten minutes I was in a rush, yeah 
                         C 
She said it and she she sad now 
                                         Am 
Cause she knows that I coulda been a dad now 
                         C 
She touch me like, "I love you" 
                                         Em 
And I touch her back like, "Fuck you", yeah yeah yeah 
C               Em 
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 
C 
Oh no no 

Em 
I used to have a girlfriend 
C 
Now all I got is hoes 
Em 
I was looking for a down girl 
Am          C 
She was fucking on the low 
                  Em 
So it's me and my bitch, yes 
C 
Knowin that these hoes ain't shit 
            Em 
It's me and my bitch 
C 
We was ridin' on this west coast shit 

Am 
Oh oh oh yeah