The Mole From The Ministry Ukulele tab

	  
verse 1 

G                    Bm 
If you think there's something wrong, 
F               Am 
Holes appearing on your lawn, 
Eb                  Gm 
Don't you blame the man next door, 
A        D 
It's not him. 

G                 Bm 
Flowers walk from place to place, 
F                Am 
Dark spot moves around your face, 
Eb              Gm 
Objects vanish without trace, 
A        D 
It's not you. 

B                     F# 
I'm the mole from the Ministry, 
A                  C#sus4  C# 
And you'll all bow down to me. 
B                    F# 
I'm the mole in your potting shed, 
A                      C#sus4    C# 
I'm the bad thoughts inside your head. 
Ab                  C# D7 
And you won't catch me-e... 

(Spoken: Fish and visitors smell after three days.) 

verse 2 

G                    Bm 
If you think there's something strange, 
F                Am 
Garden starts to rearrange, 
Eb                   Gm 
From perfect lawn to mountain range, 
A        D 
It's not you. 

B                     F# 
I'm the mole from the Ministry, 
A                  C#sus4  C# 
And you'll all bow down to me. 
B                    F# 
I'm the mole in your potting shed, 
A                      C#sus4    C# 
I'm the bad thoughts inside your head. 
Ab                  C# D7 
And you won't catch me-e... 

Instrumental 

Bb  Dm  Ab  Cm  F#  Bbm  C  F 

B                     F# 
I'm the mole from the Ministry, 
          (Backing vocals: Working underground!) 
A                  C#sus4  C# 
And you'll all bow down to me. 
                      (BV: Moving facts and figures all around!) 
B                    F# 
I'm the mole in your potting shed, 
                          (BV: Undermine your world) 
A                      C#sus4    C# 
I'm the bad thoughts inside your head. 
Ab                      C# 
And you shouldn't think me, No! 
Ab                      C# D7 
And you shouldn't think me-e... 

Outro 

Fsus4 to fade.