Kissing Is A Crime Ukulele tab

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    I know a little girl and I want her for my wife, 
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    she's pretty and sweet, neat little feet, 
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    and never been kissed in her life. 

    You can ask her for a kiss, she said, oh what a bore, 
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    every time she bows and declares, she'll never do so anymore, 

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Born to be a better girl and never kiss again, 
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afraid my ma might find it out and cause her great pain. 
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You may walk and talk and hold my hand, but kissing is a crime, 
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I'll not kiss you anymore until next time. 

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    I called at her house one night but I didn't intend to stay, 
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    she laid her head on my shoulder and said, “The old folks are away.” 

    I kissed her a dozen times and someone came to the door, 
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    every time she bowed and declared she'd never do so anymore. 

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Born to be a better girl and never kiss again, 
                                                         D 
afraid my ma might find it out and cause her great pain. 
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You may walk and talk and hold my hand, but kissing is a crime, 
G                                        D          G 
I'll not kiss you anymore until next time. 

               G 
   She'll see you too the door kiss and then goodnight, 
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    every time she bows and declares she'll never do so any more. 

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Born to be a better girl and never kiss again, 
                                                         D 
afraid my ma might find it out and cause her great pain. 
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You may walk and talk and hold my hand, but kissing is a crime, 
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I'll not kiss you anymore until next time.