The Assumption Song Ukulele tab

	  
  
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There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, 
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he sat in the meadow, just shaking his  
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fist at the boys who were down by the crick, 
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their feet in the water, their hands on their 
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marbles and playthings and hand half-past four, 
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there came a young lady, she looked like a  
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pretty young creature she sat on the grass, 
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she pulled up her dress, and she showed them her 
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ruffles and laces and fluffy white duck, 
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she said she was learning a new way to 
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bring up her children, so they would not spit 
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while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling 
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refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt 
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while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her 
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eye at the fellow, down by the dock 
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he looked like a man with a sizable 
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home in the country, with a big fence out front 
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if he asked her politely, she'd show him her 
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little pet dog, who was subject to fits 
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and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her 
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small, tender hands with a movement so quick 
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and then she'd bend over and suck on his 
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candy, so tasty made of butterscotch 
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and then he'd spread whip cream all over her 
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cookies that she had left out on her shelf 
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if you think this is dirty 
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you can go ____ yourself!