Kickapoo Ukulele tab

	  Intro: Dm Am F C G  

Dm                      
A long ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo  
Am                            
There lived a humble family religious through and through  
F                     
But yay there was a black sheep  
C                     G  
And he knew just what to do  
Dm                   
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line  
Am                     
A vision he did see-eth fuckin' rockin' all the time  
F                                C                G  
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align               

        A                              C  
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave  
       G                    
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles  
       A#                  
With a long and shiney blade  
      A  
'Twas I who fucked the dragon  
     C     
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo  
     G  
And if you try to fuck with me  
     A#                A  
Then I shall fuck you too          
 C             G                     A  
Gotta get it on in the party zone       
 C                   G                      A  
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone      
 C              G                        A  
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone         
 C               G                       A  
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone         

Ah!  

G - A# - F - G# 

G  
You've disobeyed my orders, son  
A#  
Why were you ever born?  
F  
Your brother's ten times better than you  
G#  
Jesus loves him more  
G                                           A#  
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell  
F                                            G#  
Rock and roll's the Devil's work, he wants you to rebel  
G  
You'll become a mindless puppet  
A#  
Beelzebub will pull the strings  
F  
Your heart will lose direction  
G#                         G  
And chaos it will bring  
A#                                F               
You'd better shut your mouth  
                            G  
Better watch your tone  
A#                              F                        G  
You're grounded for a week with no telephone  
A#                             F  
Don't let me here you cry  
                               G  
Don't let me hear you moan  
A#                             F                               G  
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home  

G  
Dio can you hear me?  
      A#  
I am lost and so alone  
    F  
I'm askin' for your guidance  
          G#  
Won't you come down from your throne?  
  G                              A#  
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock  
   F  
My father thinks you're evil  
         G#  
But man, he can suck a cock  
G  
Rock is not The Devil's work  
     A#  
It's magical and rad  
     F                          G#                                     G G# F A#  
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad  

  C  
I hear you brave young Jaybles  
               C  
You are hungry for the rock  
             C 
But to learn the ancient method  
                                      Bb  
Sacred doors you must unlock  
  C         
Escape your father's clutches  
                  C  
And this oppressive neighborhood  
               C  
On a journey you must go  
   Bb                      C   
To find the land of Hollywood  
           C       
In The City of Fallen Angels  
                 F                       G#   
Where the ocean meets the sand  
             C  
You will form a strong alliance  
              F                              G#  
And the world's most awesome band  
    C            
To find your fame and fortune  
             F               G#  
Through the valley you must walk  
             C  
You will face your inner demons  
    F            G#         G          
Now go my son and rock  

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G  
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo with hunger in his heart  
            D 
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art  
A#                                                   F                     C    
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart  

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