Linoleum Ukulele tab

	  Intro: E  

E                        G# 
Possessions never meant anything to me 
I'm not crazy 
C#m             B                 A           B 
Well that's not true, I've got a bed, and a guitar 
E                                      G# 
And a dog named Bob who pisses on my floor 
                          C#m 
That's right, I've got a floor 
   B        A        B 
So what, so what, so what? 
      E                   G# 
I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes 
       C#m         B          A 
Where everything important to me 
               B                  E 
Just seems to fall right down my leg 
                G# 
And on to the floor 
C#m         B           A 
My closest friend linoleum 
B       E 
Linoleum 
G#                C#m                       A 
Supports my head, gives me something to believe 
E                                      G# 
That's me on the beachside combing the sand 
                  C#m 
Metal meter in my hand 
                           A 
Sporting a pocket full of change 
E                                                G# 
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin 
                C#m                  A 
Playing with a grin, singing gibberish 
E                             G# 
That's me on the back of the bus 
                  C#m 
That's me in the cell 
                       A 
That's me inside your head 
                      E       G#      C#m          A 
That's me inside your he-----------------------ad 
                          E 
That's me inside your head 

Solo E  G#  C#m  B  A  B  
       E  G#  C#m  B  A  B  
       E  B  C#m  A 

E                             G# 
That's me on the back of the bus 
                  C#m 
That's me in the cell 
                       A 
That's me inside your head 
                        E 
That's me inside your head