The Ballad Of Muk Tuk Annie Ukulele tab

	  
verse 1 

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Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muk Tuk Annie 
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Who came south to go to school 
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With a see through blouse and a seal skin mini 
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Old Annie sure looked cool 
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She blew into Montreal in the early fall 
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Like nothing they'd ever seen 
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With long black hair and reindeer underwear  
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She weighed about two sixteen 


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She came a long long way, from Frobisher Bay 
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People don't ya know now what I mean 
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She had the boys all cryin on th distant early warning line 
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Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene 


verse 2 

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She told her teacher that she wanted to dance 
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She said she wanted to study ballet 
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But she was four foot six with her mukluks off 
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And I heard her teacher say 

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Now I ain't saying Annie that you can't dance 
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No, I wouldn't want to tell you that 
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But I got a form here signed in triplicate 
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Says you gotta learn to drive a Cat 

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She say " I don't want to learn to cook or sew, 
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Build boats or drive no cat 
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Cause I came south to sing and dance 
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And groovy shit like that 
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Cause I was Miss Baffin Island beauty queen 
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For nineteen seventy four 
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And I spent the whole weekend in Grise Fiord 
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With the boys beating down my door 


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She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay 
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People don't you know now what I mean 
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She had the boys all crying on that distant early warning line 
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Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene 


verse 3 

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Well she said " thank you for your truble sir 
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But I'll make it on my own 
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And the word spread through the north like wild fire 
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Big Annie's comin home  
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She got off the plane with a record player 
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Ballet slippers on her toes 
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And she opened up a little groovey club 
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Where everybody comes and goes 
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She got old Stompin Tom on the record player  
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And she serves up good booze and grub 
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And folks around Baffin island 
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Say it's better than any old playboy club 
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You can drink tea ,beer and anti freeze  
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Til ya fall right off your feet 
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And there's seal flippers and potatoe chips 
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When you feel like somthing to eat 


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She came a long long way to Frobisher Bay 
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People don't you now what I mean  
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She had the boys all cryin on the distant early mornin warnin line  
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Old Muk Tuk Annie could really came the scene 


verse 4 

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Well she packs that joint almost every night 
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and folks come from miles around 
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And every night about ten oclock 
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All the house light are turned way down 
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And suddenly she on the stage 
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Wearing that toothless grin 
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Short fat Annie the goddess of love 
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And shes gonna do her dance of sin 
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Well she jumps and she shout and she huffs and she puffs  
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And does a little bump and grind 
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And all she wears is the ptarmigan feathers 
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Scotch taped to her behind 

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Well she made about a hundred grand last year 
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Which wasn't to bad at all 
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And decided to take a little holiday  
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So she flew down to Montreal  
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It seem that she ran into her teacher there 
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You know the one ,she met before 
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And she gave him a job tending the bar  
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And takin tickets at her night club door 


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She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay 
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People don't you know now what I mean 
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She had the boys all crying on the distant early warning line 
A                 E                A 
Old Muk Tuk Annie really makes the scene  
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Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene 
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Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene