Sex Dwarf Ukulele tab

	  Intro: D 

Verse: 1 
                         Bb 
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice 
             G                    F 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 
G            F        D 
I can make a film and make you my star 
G                               F 
You'll be a natural the way you are 
D                     Bb 
I would like you on a long black leash 
C                   G           F 
I will parade you down the high streets 
D 
You've got the attraction 
Bb 
You've got the pulling power 
C                          G          F 
Walk my little doggie, walk my little sex dwarf 
D                    Bb 
We can make a scene we'll be a team 
C                     G              F 
Making the headlines sounds like a dream 
D                              Bb 
When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside 
C                       G       F 
We will take them for a ride of rides 
D                  Bb 
They all love your miniature ways 
C                         G        F 
You know what they say about small boys 
D 
Sex dwarf 

Instrumental 1 
D  G  C  F E  
D  G  C  F G  
D  G  C  F E    (x2)   
D  Bb  C  G F   (x2) 

Verse: 2 
D                     Bb 
I'm in a Rolls Royce, look, it's so huge! 
C 
It's big and it's gold 
G            F 
With my dumb chauffer 
D                   Bb 
Looking to procure, run little doggie 
C                 G F 
Lure a disco dolly 
D                        Bb 
Run my little sex dwarf, I feel so lonely 
C                     G             F      D 
Get my little camera, take a pretty picture 
         Bb                 C                       C      F 
Sex dwarf, in a gold Rolls, making it with the dumb chauffer 

 
D               Bb 
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice 
C                         G       F 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 
D 
Sex dwarf 
Bb 
Isn't it nice? 
C                    G     F       D   G 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 

Instrumental 2 
F   E    D  G  Bb G F E  
Sex dwarf 
D  G  C  F E    (x2) 
D  Bb  C  G F   (x2) 

Verse: 3 
D                     Bb 
We can make an outfit for my little sex dwarf 
C                       G          F 
To match the gold Rolls on my dumb chauffer 
D                       Bb 
We'll all look so good, we'll knock 'em cold 
C                    G         F 
Knocking 'em cold in black and gold 
D                    Bb 
We can have playtime in my little playroom 
C              G      F     D                   Bb  C  F E 
Disco dollies, my sex dwarf and my dumb chauffer 
D                     Bb 
I would like you on a long black leash 
C                        G        F 
You can bring me all the things I need 
D 
Sex dwarf 


Bb 
Isn't it nice? 
C                         G       F 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 
D 
Sex dwarf 
Bb 
Isn't it nice? 
C                    G    F       D 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 

Instrumental 3 
D  G  C  F   E           x4 
         Sex dwarf 
D  Bb  C        G F      x2 
       sex dwarf 

 
D 
Sex dwarf 
Bb 
Isn't it nice? 
C                         G       F 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 
D 
Sex dwarf 
Bb 
Isn't it nice? 
C                         G       F 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 

D               Bb 
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice 
C                         G       F 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 
D 
Sex dwarf 
Bb 
Isn't it nice? 
C                         G       F 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 
D 
Sex dwarf 
Bb 
Isn't it nice? 
C                         G       F 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 
D               Bb 
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice 
C                         G       F 
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice 

End 
D        Bb 
Sex dwarf 
C        G F 
Sex dwarf 
D        Bb 
Sex dwarf 
C          F           Bb  C 
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice