I Got Stoned And I Missed It Ukulele tab

	  
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I was sitting in my basement  
I just rolled myself a taste of something 
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green and gold and glorious to get me through the day. 
Then my friend yelled through the transom,  
"grab your coat and get your hat son 
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There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away." 
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But I sat around a bit and then 
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Had another hit and then 
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Rolled myself a bauma 
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Thought about my mama 
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Looked around 
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Fooled around 
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Played around a while and then 
   

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I got stoned and I missed it 
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I got stoned and I missed it 
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I got stoooooned and it rolled right by 
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I got stoned and I missed it 
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I got stoned and I missed it 
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I got stoooooned oh me oh my 
    
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Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin 
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With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit. 
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cozy 
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When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit 
   

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I was stoned and I missed it 
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I was stoned and I missed it 
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I was stoooooned and it rolled right by 
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I was stoned and I missed it 
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I was stoned and I missed it 
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I was stoooooned oh me oh my 
   
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Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses 
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Just to brighten my relationships and sweeten up my day. 
But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover 
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And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say. 
   
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I was stoned and I missed it 
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I was stoned and I missed it 
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I was stoooooned and it rolled right by 
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I was stoned and I missed it 
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I was stoned and I missed it 
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I was stoooooned oh me oh my