Maybe This Christmas Ukulele tab

	  

G  
It's Christmas time and Santa's here, 
Em 
Making the children smile 
Am 
But he's just a pedophile 
D 
So you better watch your child. 
G 
Christmas trees in every house 
Em 
Covered in shiny lights 
Am 
But they just turn brown and die, 
D 
Or set your whole house on fire 

Am                                        D 
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try. 


G                 Em             Am       D 
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas 
G                 Em        Am     D  
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. 
Am                    D 
Replace my heart ache and my pain, 
G                  Em 
With mistletoe and candy cane 
Am            D                 G 
This Christmas, could go my way. 


G 
Having fun with all your friends, 
Am 
Sipping on that eggnog, 
Em 
But it just looks like jizz 
D 
All over your upper lips. 
G 
House made out of ginger bread 
Am 
Cookies like Christmas trees 
Em 
Giving ya heart disease 
D 
And type 2 diabetes. 

Am                                        D 
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try. 


G                 Em             Am       D 
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas 
G                 Em        Am     D 
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. 
Am                    D 
Replace my heart ache and my pain, 
G                  Em 
With mistletoe and candy cane 
Am            D                G 
This Christmas, could go my way. 


G                         Em 
I've never seen reindeer fly 
Am                              D 
I've never heard the sleigh bells ring 
G                                 Em  
I've never seen a snowman come to life 
Am                          D 
I've never heard the angels sing 
Am                D 
But I hope, and I pray 
G                        Em  
That maybe this Christmas day 
D 
That'll change. 

G                 Em             Am       D 
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas 
G                 Em    Am      D 
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. 
Am                    D 
Replace my heart ache and my pain, 
G                  Em  
With mistletoe and candy cane 
Am              D               G  
This Christmas, could go my way. 


G                 Em             Am       D 
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas 
G                 Em     Am     D 
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. 
Am                    D 
Replace my heart ache and my pain, 
G                    Em  
Let's just dance the night away. 
Am            D                G    D 
This Christmas, is going my way. 

                G 
Just dance with me.