I'm The One That's Cool Ukulele tab

	  
Intro: E5 C5 G5 B5 (2x)  

1ST VERSE:  

E5        C5                                       
Oh, no.  Don't pretend I didn't see  
G5            B5                                   
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee  
E5         C5                                              
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen  
G5              B5                                                     
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine  
    C5                                                  
The latest trend has hit its peak  
D5                  B5                                                 
They say that geek's becomin' chic  
E5                   C5                                                
So now you're out of style as you can be  
G5                B5                                        
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me  
   

           E5                C5  
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school  
    G5  
Now I'm the one that's cool  
    B5  
I'm the one that's cool  
           E5                 C5  
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule  
    G5  
Now I'm the one that's cool  
B5      
I'm the one that's cool  
   

E5 C5 G5 B5 (2x)  


2ND VERSE:  

E5             C5                            
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing  
G5                       B5                      
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering  
E5             C5   
See you pose a part of nerd society  
G5             B5       
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree  
C5                  C5                       
Watched my Next Gen every night  
G5             B5                              
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite  
E5                            C5                          G5  
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me  
                         B5                 
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face  


   
           E5                C5  
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school  
    G5  
Now I'm the one that's cool  
    B5  
I'm the one that's cool  
           E5                 C5  
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule  
    G5  
Now I'm the one that's cool  
B5      
I'm the one that's cool  
          E5                     C5  
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool  
    G5  
Now I'm the one that's cool  
B5  
I'm the one that's cool  
           E5              C5  
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool  
    G5  
And I'm the one that's cool  
B5  
I'm the one that's cool  


E5 C5 G5 B5  

   
3RD VERSE: 
  
E5            C5  
Role reversal must be a total drag  
    G5                   B5  
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag  
E5            C5  
I appreciate you for being cruel  
    G5                  B5  
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel  
C5  
Got my in-jokes you won't get  
G5                 B5  
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat  
E5                 C5  
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb  
G5                       B5  
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come  


E5     C5  
Got my comics  
G5     B5  
Got my games  
E5      C5             
All the things you   
G5           B5  
thought were lame  
E5     C5  
Got my cosplay  
G5     B5  
Fanfic too  
E5      C5  
Got you pegged  
G5    B5  
S T F U   


           E5                C5  
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school  
    G5  
Now I'm the one that's cool  
    B5  
I'm the one that's cool  
           E5                 C5  
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule  
    G5  
Now I'm the one that's cool  
B5      
I'm the one that's cool  
          E5                     C5  
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool  
    G5  
Now I'm the one that's cool  
B5  
I'm the one that's cool  
           E5              C5  
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool  
    G5  
And I'm the one that's cool  
B5  
I'm the one that's cool  


Guitar-Solo: E5 C5 G5 B5 (4x)  

let ring  
E5