I'm My Own Doctor Ukulele tab

	  
verse 1 
C        G         F 
I've been self-diagnosing all of my problems 
C         G                   F 
Carrying all my stress in the jaw 
C    G                 F 
I've got all sorts of health products 
C           G                F 
Aspirin and robo, and my new skincare wash 

Bridge 1 
Dm             G 
It couldn't be excessive caffeine 
C              F 
Dehydration or lack of sleep 
F 
I need something real heavy 

Woooooaaa! 

verse 2 
C        G           F 
I've been banging my head to the beat of trauma 
C         G                  F 
Cynic and bandage by natural law 
C        G            F 
I've got all sorts of beauty products 
C              G                F 
Face-paint and polish, resistant to the wash 

Bridge 2 
Dm                  G 
Now I don't trust my Tylenol 
C                   F 
To save my ass when I mess up 

Dm             G 
Now I doubt my neti pot 
 C                  F 
Could even clear up all my snot 
F 
I need to fix myself 

Wooooaaaa! 

verse 3 
C        G           F 
I've been banging my head to the beat of trauma 
C         G                  F 
Cynic and bandage by natural law 
C        G            F 
I've got all sorts of beauty products 
C              G                F 
Face-paint and polish, resistant to the wash 

Bridge 2 
Dm                  G 
Now I don't trust my Tylenol 
C                   F 
To save my ass when I mess up 

Dm             G 
Now I doubt my neti pot 
 C                  F 
Could even clear up all my snot 
F 
I need to fix myself 

WOOOOAAAA!