Star 69 Ukulele tab

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You don't have to take the bar exam to see 
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What you've done is Ignoramus 1    0     3 
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What've I got to hang my hat on 
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you don't have a pot to pee in, all this just to be your friend. 
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I was there until the end. 
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extortion and arson, petty larceny. 
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#          A2 
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you called. 
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#                 A2 
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you hung up my line. 
Star 69. 
 
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I know all about the warehouse fire. 
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I know squirrelys didn't chew the wires. 
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Three people have my number, the other two were with me. 
B             E               A            A2 
I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy. 
B             E             A        F# 
This time you have gone too far with me. 
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#          A2 
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you called. 
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#                 A2 
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you hung up my line. 
Star 69. 
{Break:}       B-3bw3r(pickoff)0- 
 
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Why'd you put your quarter down on me? 
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This reads like some dork Inside Edition, Hard Copy. 
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I can't be your character witness, I can't be your alibi. 
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Doorbell rings it's the FBI, we learned spy versus spy 
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You my friend are guilty as can be. 
 
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#          A2 
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you called. 
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#               A2 
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you hung up my line. 
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#          A2 
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you called. 
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#             A2 
I know you called.  I know you called.  I can't be your alibi. 
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Star 69.