The Daily Mail Ukulele tab

	  
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    D              D/Db  D/B   D/Bb 
The moonies are up       on a mountain. 
                  D          D/Db D/B D/Bb 
The lunatics have taken over     the asylum. 
               D   D/Db D/B D/Bb 
Waiting on the raaaaaaapture. 

        D     D/Db D/B D/Bb 
Singing we're here; 
                     D   D/Db D/B D/Bb 
To keep your prices down. 
                      D     D/Db D/B D/Bb 
We'll feed you to the hounds. 
             D      D/Db 
To the Daily Mail, 
   C   C(9)  Bm         C   Db7M 
To get up,   together. 
Eb 
You made a pig's ear. 
Db(9)        C   C(#9) Db(9)  
You made a mistake. 
Eb 
Paid off security, 
    Db(9)        C     C(#9) Db(9) 
and got through the gate. 
Eb 
You got away with it, 
       Db(9)       C 
but we lie in wait. 

C  Eb6 D7 F F#(b5) 
C  Eb6 D7 F F#(b5) 

                C 
Where's the truth? 
What's the use? 
    Eb6         D7 
In hanging round, 
         F    
Lost and found. 
    F#(b5)         C 
And with your head 
In the sand. 
    Eb6    D7 
Fat chance, 
   F 
No plan. 
F#(b5)    C 
No     regard for human life. 
       Eb6     D7 
You'll keep time. 
          F 
You've no right. 
     F#/b5  
You're fast to lose. 
C 
You're willing to lose. 
   Eb6           D7 
To jump the queue. 
F 
Go back again, 
F#(b5)      
President 
C 
   For life. 
Eb6 
Lord of all 
D7                  F 
   The flies in the sky, 
    F#(b5)  
The beasts of the Earth, 
C 
  The fish in the sea, 
     Eb6       Bb   Db6 C7 Eb E(b5) 
Have lost command. 

Bb   Db6   C7   Eb  E(b5)  Bb