Fake plastic trees Ukulele tab

	  

A 
A green plastic watering can 
F#m(b6)               E    D 
For a fake chinese rubber plant 
D           A         D 
In the fake plastic earth 
A                                F#m(b6) 
That she bought from a rubber man 
                     E    D 
In a town full of rubber plans 
       A          D 
To get rid of itself 
             Bm11 
It wears her out.. 
              A 
It wears her out.. 
             Bm11 
It wears her out.. 
             A 
It wears her out 

A                           F#m(b6) 
She lives with a broken man 
                  E    D 
A cracked polystyrene man 
          A            D 
Who just crumbles and burns 
A                   F#m(b6) 
He used to do surgery 
                   E   D 
For girls in the eighties 
              A    D 
But gravity always wins 
             Bm11 
it wears him out.. 
             A 
It wears him out.. 
             Bm11 
It wears him out.. 
             A 
It wears him out 

A                           F#m(b6) 
She looks like the real thing 
                      E    D 
She tastes like the real thing 
          A      D 
My fake plastic love 
A                           F#m(b6) 
But I can't help the feeling 
                          E   D          
I could blow through the ceiling 
           A        D 
If I just turn and run 
                Bm11 
And it wears me out.. 
            A 
It wears me out.. 
            Bm11 
It wears me out.. 
            A A7+ 
It wears me out.. 
               Bm11 
And if I could be who you wanted 
           A 
If I could be who you wanted 
(E)        Bm11 
All the time.. 
(E)        A        
All the time..

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