I Lobster But Never Flounder Ukulele tab

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I was a cook and she was a waitress 
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Down at the Salty Dog Seafood Caf? 
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And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad 
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Some little shrimp just lured her away 

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Oh I lobster and never flounder 
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He wrapped his line around her 
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And they drove off in his carp 
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Oh I lobster and never flounder 
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I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart.
 
 
I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna 
If you want to trout something new 
She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise 
Oh my cod I love her yes I do 
 
Chorus 
 
Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam