Pigs Three Different Ones Ukulele tab

	  Intro 
Em 
*Pig snorts* 

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Em 
Big man, pig man 
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Haha, charade you are 
D     Em 
Wooh! 
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You     well-heeled big wheel 
C     Em             G    Em 
Haha,    charade you are 
D   C                         G 
And when your hand is on your heart 
A                             C A 
  You're nearly a good laugh,     almost a joker 
With your head down in the pig bin 
                 G 
Sayin', "Keep on digging" 
C 
Pig stain on your fat chin 
What do you hope to find 
Down in the pig mine? 

 
C 
You're nearly a laugh 
                                           Em   C 
You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry 

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Em 
Bus stop rat bag 
C                 G 
Haha, charade you are 
Em 
   You fucked up old hag 
C                 G    Em 
Haha, charade you are 
C                                 G 
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass 
A                             C A 
  You're nearly a good laugh,     almost worth a quick grin 
You like the feel of steel. You're hot stuff with a hatpin 
C 
And good fun with a handgun 

 
C 
You're nearly a laugh 
                                           Em   C 
You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry 

Instrumental: 
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Em 
Hey you, Whitehouse 
C                 G 
Haha, charade you are 
Em 
  You house proud town mouse 
C                 G    Em 
Haha, charade you are 
       C                                   G 
You're tryin' to keep our feelings off the street 
A 
You're nearly a real treat. All tight lips and cold feet 
And do you feel abused? 
You! Gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside 

 
C 
Mary, you're nearly a treat 
                                                 Em    C 
Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry 

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Outro 
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