Average Person Ukulele tab

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Look at the average person 
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speak to the man in the street. 
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Can you imagine the first one you'd meet?  

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Well, I'm talking to a former engine driver (Dri-ver), 
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trying to find out what he used to do. 
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Tells me that he always kept his engine (En-gine), 
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spit and polished up as good as new. 
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But he said his only great ambition 
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was to work with lions in a zoo. 
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Oh, to work with lions in a zoo. 

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Yes dear, you heard right, 
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told me his ambition was to work with lions every night. 

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Look at the average person 
speak to the man on the beat  
Can you imagine the first one you'd meet?  

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Well, I met a woman working as a waitress (Waitress), 
I asked exactly what it was she did. 
Said she worked the summer crowd at seasides (Seasides), 
winter time she ran away and hid. 
Once she had a hollywood audition 
but the part was given to a kid. 

Yes,the part was given to a kid. 
Yes sir, you heard it right, 
hollywood ambition made a starlet grown up overnight. 

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Well, I bumped into a man who'd been a boxer (Boxer), 
asked him what had been his greatest night. 
He looked into the corners of his memory (Memory), 
searching for a picture of the fight. 
But he said he always had a feeling 
that he lacked a little extra height 
(Could have used a little extra height). 

Yes mate, you heard right, 
he always had a feeling that he might have lacked a little height. 

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Look at the average person 
speak to the man in the queue 
Can you imagine the first one you'd meet? 

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Look at the average person.