I Write Sins Not Tragedies (ver. 3) Ukulele tab

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Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,  
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and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:  
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 "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.  
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"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."  
  
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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"  
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 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.  
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"  
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 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...  
  
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 Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved  
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 Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne 
Am 
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 
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 Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne  

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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"  
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 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.  
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"  
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 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and racionality 

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Again...  

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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"  
Am             F                      D7                            G 
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.  
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"  
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 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and racionality 

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