Staplegun - Mailman Ukulele tab

	  
Intro: C Csus4 C Csus4 

verse 1 
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I was sitting on my porch, dreaming of yesterday 
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Sitting on the porch, thinking of dreams lost 
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Then I saw him coming, walking up the road 
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I slowly leaned forward, and I said to him, I said 

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Hey there mailman, What you got for me? 
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Hey there mailman, maybe it's a bill? 
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Or maybe, a loveletter, from my girl. 

verse 2 
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He turned to me, a bit surprised and gave me a wicked smile 
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And from his bag, he then produced, a hand full of papers 
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With a big evil grin, this is what he said to me, he said 

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Hey there mister, this is what I got for you 
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Advertising, coupons, flyers wrapped in paper 
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And now I, will stuff it, in your box 

verse 3 
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I was stunned, and quite surprised. I didn't know what to say 
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My shoulders hung, my mouth went dry and my right eye started twitching 
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I finally composed myself and gently, but firmly I said 

F         G       C        Am 
Hey there fucker, what the fuck? 
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Hey there dumbass, I don't want your shit 
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So maybe, I'll just shove it, up your ass 

verse 4 
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A few steps forward, a clenched fist and burning eyes of hate 
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Got the mailman running fast down the lane 
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I went back to my porch, sat myself and yelled 

F         G        C                   Am 
Hey there mailman, thanks for dropping by 
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Bye now mailman, maybe next time 
Dm       G           C 
You just bring me a fucking letter.