Disciple Of The Daily Mail Ukulele tab

	     
verse 1 
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I was born in fifty-four but I fought in the war 
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Now I mow my lawn to set our country free 
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I like to talk about keeping Johnny foreigner out 
      D             Am                 C  E 
And retiring to the south of Spain for me. Olé! 
  C            D               G             C 
Hypocrisy’s my answer; I think paella causes cancer 
C                     D     G 
I’m a disciple of the Daily Mail 

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verse 2 
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It was my uncles, not me, who died in forty-three 
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My Dad came home to make this country new 
D            Am                 G              Am 
But I’ve forgotten that, when I cry ‘send them back’ 
    D              Am                  C    E 
And kneel before a flag that’s deepest blue. Boris! 
  C          D           G            C 
Bigotry’s my answer; Immigrants cause cancer 
C                     D     G 
I’m a disciple of the Daily Mail 

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verse 3 
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My investments are singing; my house is worth a million 
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My dodgy hip has been replaced for free 
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But now that all that’s done, I’ve no interest in the young 
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I only care about what’s good for me. Fuck you! 
  C             D             G        C 
Ignorance is my answer; The NHS causes cancer 
C                     D     G 
I’m a disciple of the Daily Mail 

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verse 4 
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The experts are all wrong unless Dacre nods along 
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It’s all a conspiracy; don’t you see? 
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The world’s left me behind; so in my tiny mind … 
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… I just hate anyone that’s not like me. Sieg Heil! 
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Misery’s my answer; I think reggae causes cancer. 
C                     D     G 
I’m a disciple of the Daily Mail 
   C           D               G                 C 
Stupidity’s my answer; I think everything causes cancer! 
C                     D     G 
I’m a disciple of the Daily Mail 
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All the shit that’s in my head; The world’ll be better when I’m dead! 
C                     D     G 
I’m a disciple of the Daily Mail 
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I’m a disciple of the Daily Mail