Mrs Potato Head Ukulele tab

	  Intro: Dbm  B  A  E 

              Dbm 
If you weren't born with it 
                     B 
You can buy a couple ornaments 
                         A 
Just be sure to read the warning, kids 
                            E 
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it 
Dbm                                B 
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual 
                            A 
You can always call up a professional 
                              E 
They stick pins in you like a vegetable 


Dbm 
Kids forever, kids forever 
B 
Baby soft skin turns into leather 
A 
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic 
(stop) 
No one will love you if you're unattractive 


Dbm 
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,  
B 
  is it true that pain is beauty? 
A   
  Does a new face come with a warranty? 
E   
  Will a pretty face make it better? 
Dbm 
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me 
B 
  How did you afford her surgery? 
A 
  Do you swear you'll stay forever 
E 
Even if her face don't stay together 
Dbm    B     
       Even if her face don't stay together 
A      E 


                          Dbm 
If you want a little more confidence 
                                         B 
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense 
                             A 
All you need's a couple more condiments 
                                        E 
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments 
     Dbm 
It's such a waste 
                                  B 
When little girls grow into their mothers face 
                                     A 
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste 
                                    E 
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate 


Dbm 
Kids forever, kids forever 
B 
Baby soft skin turns into leather 
A 
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic 
(stop) 
No one will love you if you're unattractive 


Dbm 
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,  
B 
  is it true that pain is beauty? 
A   
  Does a new face come with a warranty? 
E   
  Will a pretty face make it better? 
Dbm 
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me 
B 
  How did you afford her surgery? 
A 
  Do you swear you'll stay forever 
E 
Even if her face don't stay together 
Dbm 
Stay forever, stay forever 
B 
Even if her face don't stay together 
A 
Stay forever, stay forever 
E 
Even if her face don't stay together 


Dbm * 
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,  
B * 
  is it true that pain is beauty? 
A *  
  Does a new face come with a warranty? 
E * 
  Will a pretty face make it better? 
Dbm * 
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me 
B * 
  How did you afford her surgery? 
A * 
  Do you swear you'll stay forever 
(stop) 
Even if her face don't stay together 
Dbm 
Stay forever, stay forever 
B 
Even if her face don't stay together 
A 
Stay forever, stay forever 
E 
Even if her face don't stay together 

Outro:  Dbm  B  A  E