Detention Ukulele tab

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I'm not a bad guy 
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So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? 
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Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? 
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If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? 
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Alright? 
  

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I'm physically exhausted 
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Tired of my knuckles piercing 
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I'm chewing gum to pass this time 
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Sadness, can't you see it? 
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You're too busy seeking selfish wishes 
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Look at how I'm feeling 
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You write me up and say it's love 
     
And I can't believe it 
  

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Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? 
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I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension 
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Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? 
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Pretending everything's alright is detention 
  
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De-detention 
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De-detention 
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Pretending everything's all right is (shh!) 
  


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The teachers don't care about me 
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Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money 
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They let them do whatever they want to me 
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They're the customer, I'm chopped meat 
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I'm chopped meat 
  


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I'm physically exhausted 
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Tired of my knuckles piercing 
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I'm chewing gum to pass this time 
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Sadness, can't you see it? 
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You're too busy seeking selfish wishes 
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Look at how I'm feeling 
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You write me up and say it's love 
      
And I can't believe it 
  


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Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? 
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I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension 
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Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? 
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Pretending everything's alright is detention 

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De-detention 
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De-detention 
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Pretending everything's all right is (shh!) 
  
 

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I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" 
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Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah 
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Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line 
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When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom 
  
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Ebm                   Abm 
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? 
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I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension 
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Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? 
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Pretending everything's alright is detention 
  
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Tonight 
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I can feel your blood pressure rise 
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Let me crawl up into your mind 
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Pretending everything's alright (is detention!)