Dear Porcupine Ukulele tab

	   
 

Am             C 
Drown me in my daily cup of tea 
F                      E 
Tell the porcupines to quit stabbing me 
     Am                C 
They make me fall, but I will stand 
       F                                E 
'Cause all of them are jerks with their cups in their hands 
Am                         C 
Now they want a whisper, a whisper from me 
       F                                    E 
'Cause all of them have watched me on their big screen TV's 
    Am                     C 
But what about little old, little old me? 
    F                     E 
The one who got bullied because of her teeth 

  Am                           C 
I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise 
       F                            E 
To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind 
Am                           C 
Now you say you love me, but what about before? 
     F                           E 
When I was just the silly little girl next door 
   Am   C 
Oh oh 
    F    E 
Ooohoooh 

Am                     C 
Ladies, oh ladies, why are you so mad? 
       F                     E 
Is it 'cause I'm classy, and you're a trash bag? 
     Am                       C 
Your teasing and laughing resonates through my heart 
    F                                E 
And now you're calling me 'cause you want a fresh start 
    Am                    C 
Now look at you boys, you can't believe your eyes 
    F                        E 
You told me I was ugly and I took you by surprise 
    Am                           C 
You should've been nicer, 'cause look where I'm at 
          F                       E 
While you copy Mac Miller wearing snap-back hats 

  Am                           C 
I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise 
       F                            E 
To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind 
Am                           C 
Now you say you love me, but what about before? 
     F                           E 
When I was just the silly little girl next door 
   Am   C 
Oh oh 
    F    E 
Ooohoooh 

Am                       C                         F          E 
Why must you be so mean, talking trash about me? 
Am                           C                               F        E 
All I wanted was a friend to laugh and cry and spend all of eternity 
               F     E 
Or even just a week 

Am C F E 

  Am                           C 
I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise 
       F                            E 
To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind 
Am                           C 
Now you say you love me, but what about before? 
     F                           E 
When I was just the silly little girl next door 
   Am   C    F    E   Am (hold) 
Oooh