That Fucking Cats Back Ukulele tab

	  That fucking cat's back - Kevin Bloody Wilson 
Tabbed by Del Bradley    
 or to taste 




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I was pissed and disorderly again last Friday night 
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I got thrown out of the pub just after nine 
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It's not the first time that it's happened  
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but if I remember right 
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I think they caught me pissing in the fire 

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Waltzin' trippin' to the car park, took a short cut 

down the lane, 
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When a fuckin' cat jumped out a rubbish bin. 
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So I picked the cunt up by the tail and looked him up 

and down (and thought) 
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Fancy throwing away a perfectly good cat like him 

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But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that 
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I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt 
    
to kingdom come 
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Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back 

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That fucking cat's back 
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That fucking cat's back 

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I took all the back streets, going home that night 
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Cause I didn't wanna end up, in the can 
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And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at 

the lights 
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When some big prick went and trod all on me hand 

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But I finally got to my place and tripped arse up on 

the lawn 
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And then I spewed me guts up on the cat 
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I remember eating peanuts and a crusty pie with sauce 
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But I'm fucked if I remember eating that 


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And that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that 
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I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt 
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to kingdom come 

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Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back 

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That fucking cat's back 
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That fucking cat's back 

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I slipped in besides my missus, the wrong way up in bed 
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With my feet up where my head was s'posed to be 
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I thought her bedsocks were her nightcap and her 
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kneecaps were her tits 
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But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me 
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And I just crashed like that till morning, the wrong 

way up in bed 
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And christ I had the horrors when I woke. 
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I thought my missus snatch, was that fuckin' cat again 
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And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat 


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But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that 
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I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt 
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to kingdom come 
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Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back 

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That fucking cat's back 
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That fucking cat's back 

OUTRO (slowly) 
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That Fucking,    Cat's,     Back!   ! !