Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day Ukulele tab

	  

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I've had an absolute cunt of a day 
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Everything that could go, did go wrong 
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so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song 
            E        A         E 
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 


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Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead 
        A                            E 
And the fucking misses going off her fucking head 
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I've had an absolute cunt of a day 
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and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse 
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skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing 
            E        A         E 
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 


            E 
I've had an absolute cunt of a day 
A                         E 
Everything that could go, did go wrong 
      A                           E 
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song 
            E        A         E 
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 



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No hot water had to take a cold shower 
          Bb                      C              F 
scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour 
     Bb                F 
then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels 
       G                  C 
had an absolute cunt of a day 


C                       F 
pulling on me jeans and tripped 
Bb                 F                
busted me nose and split me fucking lip 
C                        F 
got me cock caught in me fucking zip 
            F        C         F 
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 


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I've had an absolute cunt of a day 
Bb                        F 
Everything that could go, did go wrong 
      Bb                          F 
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song 
           F        C         F 
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 


G 


     G          D           G 
then driving me self to the docs 
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packet of tissues wrapped around me cock 
C                      G 
not a good time to get stopped by the cops 
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 
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the bastards didn't even let me explain  
     C                          G              C                      G 
just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail! 
            G        D         G 
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 


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I've had an absolute cunt of a day 
C                         G 
Everything that could go, did go wrong 
      C                           G 
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song 
            G        D         G 
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 


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so your honor that's how it is that's exactly how it started and how it ended all up here,  
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and you bastards laugh and ain't making it too easy 
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 
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and i'm in too much fucking pain to plead 
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and i don't give a fuck if you don't believe me 
     D                                A            D 
just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please! 

 
           E        D         A 
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 
            A 
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 
D                        A 
everything that could go did go wrong, 
          D                       A                         E        D         A 
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day 
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, iv'e had an absolute cunt of a days