Fuck Fake Hippies Ukulele tab

	  
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everybody knows you go to Melrose for those clothes 
    D         A                G                              D       
and everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black Mercedes Benz 
            A               G                         
and i won't meet you at the Starbucks down the street 
    D         A                 G              
and everybody knows he's just a secret trust fun baby 

          D         A 
fuck fake hippies. 
          G 
fuck fake hippies. 
          D         A 
fuck fake hippies. 
    A                  G 
you kinda smell like shit. 
             D        A 
because real hippies, 
                G 
they don't wear zubie 
                D             A 
they don't have blackberries, 
             G 
so fuck fake hippies. 

D               A               G          
you don't eat meat so you can't fit into chick jeans 
    D            A                     G         
and i don't understand you wipe you're shitty ass off with your hands 
    D               A            G         
cuz you don't believe in toilet paper, just chick jeans. 
    D            A                G                       
and i'm fucking sick of these musician artist mood swings 

          D         A 
fuck fake hippies. 
          G 
fuck fake hippies. 
          D         A 
fuck fake hippies. 
    A                  G 
you kinda smell like shit. 
             D        A 
because real hippies, 
                G 
they don't wear zubie 
                D             A 
they don't have blackberries, 
             G 
so fuck fake hippies. 

             D        A 
so fuck fake hippies. 
              G  
fuck you fake hippie 
           D         A      
you stupid hippie. 
               G 
you shitty ass hippie, 
                     D 
you kinda smell like shit. 

                        D         A 
and i guess i mean that literally 
                         G 
shit stains in your zubie jeans 
                     D           A   
text message in that blackberry 
                   G 
you stupid fucking fake hippie. 

     D       A     G 
fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. 
        D       A     G 
oh fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew. 
        D             A        G 
fuck you suck my dick too, ew ew ew ew. 
D             A     G          
suck my dick, ew ew ew ew. 

   D                           A 
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans. 
   G                           A 
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans. 
   D                           A 
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans. 
   G                           A 
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans. 

ew 
ew 
ew 
ewwwww.