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Em                                  C 
I hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf 
                                   Am 
While jacking off listening to Mozart 
                     B 
You bitch and moan about LA 
Wishing you were in the rain, reading Hemingway 
 Em 
You don't eat meat 
                     C 
And drive electrical cars 
                                    Am 
You're so indie rock it's almost an art 
                 B 
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive 

Em                                     C 
You're so gay and you don't even like boys 
                  Am 
No, you don't even like 

No, you don't even like 
                       B 
No, you don't even like boys 
Em                                    C 
You're so gay and you don't even like boys 
Am 
No, you don't even like 

No, you don't even like 
B 
No, you don't even like… 
Em                                           C 
You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal 
                                                 Am 
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal 
                      B 
Secretly, you're so amused 

That nobody understands you 
Em                                                 C 
I'm so mean, cause I cannot get your outta your head 
                                             Am 
I'm so angry, cause you rather myspace instead 
                              B 
I can't believe I fell in love 
With someone that wears more makeup than... 

Em                                     C 
You're so gay and you don't even like boys 
                  Am 
No, you don't even like 

No, you don't even like 
                       B 
No, you don't even like boys 
Em                                    C 
You're so gay and you don't even like boys 
Am 
No, you don't even like 
No, you don't even like 
B 
No, you don't even like… 
Em                                                                       C 
You walk around like you're, oh, so debonair 
                                                                                    Am 
You pull em down and there's really nothing there  
                                                        B 
I wish you would just be real with me 

Em                                     C 
You're so gay and you don't even like boys 
                  Am 
No, you don't even like 

No, you don't even like 
                       B 
No, you don't even like boys 
Em                                    C 
You're so gay and you don't even like boys 
Am 
No, you don't even like 
No, you don't even like 
B 
No, you don't even like…