Ladies And Gentlemen Ukulele tab

	  Intro: B      G# 

B                         G# 
I tell you something isn't right  
B                        G#    F# 
The way i'm feeling kept me up all night  
B                    G# 
I fix myself another drink  
B                           G#      F#     E 
I guess that's crazy i need time to think  
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And all the good ones got away  
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All the good ones gone to waste  
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And I take another hit  
B                       G#    F#     E 
And do I really get my joy stealing?  
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All the TV's hypnotised  
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All the loonies on the rise  
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And oh man what I got to tell you  
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Tonight Ladies and Gentlemen  
B 
I roll the dice  
            G# 
Just gimmie that dice  
B                             G# 
It's been so hard working for no one  
B 
I roll the dice  
            G# 
Just gimmie the dice  
B    G# 
Yeah Yeah  
B    G# 
Yeah Yeah  
B                    G# 
Wakey wakey rise and shine  
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Put down your souvenirs I think it's time  
B                          G# 
We've been dead behind the eyes  
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Switching stations as our country dies  
B              Bmaj7/F#                                <--- regular B 
No matter what you do, you know  
G# 
The world it keeps on turning  
B               G# 
We never feel a thing  
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Come on and meet me at the Carnival 

B                    G# 
Tonight Ladies and Gentlemen  
            B  
I roll the dice  
                 G# 
Just gimmie that dice  
B                             G# 
It's been so hard working for no one  
            G# 
I roll the dice  
                 B  
Just gimmie that dice  
B    G# 
Yeah Yeah  
B    G# 
Yeah Yeah  
B              Bmaj7/F#                                <--- regular B 
No matter what you do, you know  
G# 
The world it keeps on turning  
B               G# 
We never feel a thing  

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