Roller Derby Queen Ukulele tab

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Gonna tell you a story you won't believe   
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But I fell in love last Friday evening   
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With a girl I saw on the bar room TV screen   
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Well I was just getting ready to get my hat   
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When she caught my eye and I put it back   
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And I ordered myself a couple more shots and beers   


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The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen   
(round and round, oh round and round)   
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Meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen   
Down in the arena 
   

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She was five-foot-six and two-fifteen   
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A bleached-blond mama with a streak of mean   
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She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight   

       E5  
The roller derby program said   
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That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head   
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Her fans called her Tuffy But all her buddies called her Spike   

(Chorus)   

(BRIDGE)   
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Round and round, go round and round   
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Round and round, go round and round   
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     E5   
Well I could not help it but I fell in love   
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With this heavy duty women I've been speaking of   
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Things were kinda bad till the day she skated into my life   

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Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat   
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But I never met a person who would tell her that   
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She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed hackensack mama   

(Chorus)  
  
(BRIDGE)