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	  F7+/C  
You. You were a friend. You were a friend of mine 
					     Gm	   C 
I let you spend the night. You see it was my fault 
		 F 
Of course it was mine. 


F7+/C 
I'm,    too hard at work 

Have you ever heard of anything so absurd 
	      Gm      C 
Ever in your life? 
			   F 
I'm sorry for wasting your time 


Dm			Dm7+ 
Who am I to say this situation isn't great? 
	         Am 
When it's my job to make the most of it 
      Cm				         Gm 
Of course I didn't know that it would happen to me 
Bm            F 
Not that easy-e-e. 


F7+/C 
Hey, what's that you say? 

You're not blaming me for anything well that's great but 
		   Gm  
I don't break that eeeasy 
    C              F 
Does it fade away? 


	        F7+/C 
So that's why I'm,   I'm apologizing now 

For telling you I thought that we could make it 
		 Gm 
I just don't get enough 
	C		      F 
To believe that we've both changed. 


Dm			      Dm7+
See, who am I to say this situation isn't great? 
	Am 
It is my time to make the most of it 
      Cm				         Gm 
Of course I didn't know that it would happen to me 
Bm		      F		C 
Not that easy, no-o no-o no no-o-o 
    Dm			         Dm7+
If all along the fault is up for grabs why can't you have it? 
	  Am 

If it's for sale what is your offer? 
         Cm			    Gm 
I will sell it for no less than what I bought it for 
Bm		   F	        C       F   A 
Pay no more than absolutely zero-ooo. 


         Gm			    C 
Well neither one of us deserves the blame 
	F	   A                    Dm 
Because opportunities moved us away 
	Gm			       C 
And it's not an easy thing to learn to play 
    F			A		  Dm 
A game that's made for two that's you and me 
		            Bm 
The rules remain a mystery 
	       A      Am 
See how it's easy? 


Dm			      Dm7+
See, who am I to say this situation isn't great? 
	        Am 
Well it's our time to make the most of it 
         Cm				 Gm 
How could we ever know that this would happen to mee 
Bm		F		C 
Not that easy, no-o no-o oh-oh-oh-oh 
          Dm			Dm7+
When all along the fault is up for grabs and there you have it 
	        Am 
Well it's for sale go make your offer 
           Cm			     Gm 
Well I sell it for no less than what I bought it for 
Bm		   F	       C     F 
Pay no more than absolutely zero-oooo-ooo.