Rules Of The Bar Ukulele tab

	  
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Leave your guns out in your truck  Come on in and sit down and buck up to the  
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bar and help us sing along  We dont shoot no guns in this honky tonk 
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Buy the guitar band a beer  this place aint no place for a Queer we dont play  
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that shit around here, hell we just dont  no sir we like boy/girl sex in this 
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honky tonk   


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and in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back 
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we got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from jim to jack 
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you can smoke a joint in the bathroom hell just be sure you dont get caught 
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cause we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk