Diamond Joe Ukulele tab

	  Intro: 
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Now there is a man you'll hear about most anywhere you go 
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His holdings are in Texas, and his name is Diamond Joe 
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He carries all his money in a diamond-studded jar 
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He never was much bother by the process of the law 



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Yes I hired out to Joe boys, I did offer him my hand 
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He gave a string of horses so old they could not stand 
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I swear I like to starve to death, he did mistreat me so 
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And I never did save a dollar in the pay of Diamond Joe 


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    I swear I never did save a dollar... 


 
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His bread it was corn dodger and his meat I could not chaw 
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And he drove me near distracted with that waggin' of his jaw 
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And the tellin' of his stories, boys, I mean to let you know 
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That there never was a rounder who could lie like Diamond Joe 

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Well I tried three times to quit him, boys, but he did argue so 
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That I'm still punchin' cattle in the pay of Diamond Joe 
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And when I'm called up yonder and it comes my time to go 
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Give my blankets to my buddies ooh... 
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give the fleas to Diamond Joe 

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          That's right.. 
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Give my blankies to my buddies give the fleas to Diamond Joe