Learn to Laugh Ukulele tab

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I have to laugh when I spill my milk at dinner 
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Or when the car starts leaking oil and antifreeze 
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When someone eats the cookie I had set my eyes on 
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Or when I'm late and I just cannot find my keys 
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My life is full of these annoying things 
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But what's the use of getting all stressed out 
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So I learn to laugh 
 
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I have to laugh when someone interrupts my sentence 
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Or when my pet has left some artwork on the floor 
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When the guy that's in the fast lane is moving slowly 
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Or when you call alert puts me on hold once more 
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My life is full of these annoying things 
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But what's the use of getting all flustered 
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So I learn to laugh 
 
 
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I have to laugh when I rip my shorts in public 
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Or when you accidentally sneeze all over me 
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When I set the alarm for six a.m. on Saturday 
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Or when anything so stupid is because of me 
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Life isn't over and the world won't end 
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So I try to smile, I try to laugh today 
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I've gotta learn to laugh 
 
 
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The policeman who catches me speeding          He really needs to learn to laugh 
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Mr. Wilson from "Dennis the Menace"            He really needs to learn to laugh 
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And Rich Mullins                               He really needs to learn to laugh 
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Or Guns 'n Roses                               Knock, knock, knockin on heaven's door 
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Sinead O'Connor                                She really needs to grow some hair 
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Bob Dylan                                      He really needs to learn to sing 
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If you didn't think that was funny             You really need to learn to laugh 
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Michael W. Smith                               He doesn't need anything - He's perfect