This Isnt Hogwarts Ukulele tab

	   
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I hate this place, 
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I can barely keep the misery off my face, 
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Yeah there's one place i much rather be, 
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Taking transfiguration and arithmancy, 
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And hanging with my friends in the owlery, 
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But instead i'm learning parts of speech, 
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And trying not to fall asleep, 
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And avoiding the only girl in school who might like me, 

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It's so grotesque, 
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When the guy sitting next to me drools all over his desk, 
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And i almost raise my hand to complain, 
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But then i realize i wanna be doin' the same, 
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So i put my head down on my desk as well, 
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And suddenly im learning a spell, 
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To make my teacher's head swell, 
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But then he wakes me up, 
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And i can't help but yell, 

Engorgio!! 

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This isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box, 
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And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk, 
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And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try, 
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And the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights, 
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And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool, 
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Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school, 
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And i think if i looked into the mirror of erised, 
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I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red, 
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I'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd, 
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But public school ain't no place for a wizard 
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Yeah public school ain't no place for a wizard 

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Y'know whats gross, 
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When the lunch meat looks like three day old soggy toast, 
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But as i ate it anyway i overheard, 
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This guy i hardly know callin' me a nerd, 
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So i cast "sectum sempra" on him inside my mind, 
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I wish there were house elves makin' my food, 
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And everything was perfectly spiced, 
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And the only one being rude was the poltergeist, 

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And here's what's true, 
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I'd do pretty much anything to go to wizard school, 
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I'd even call dolores umbridge my friend, 
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If it meant i'd never have to go to gym again, 
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But i look around at all of this crap that's part of my life, 
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No ghost stalkin' the halls, 
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Or hangin' in the bathroom stalls, 
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And the stairs don't move, 
      D                    G 
Cause there's no stairs at all. 

           G                 C         G 
This isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box, 
        C                                    G 
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk, 
        C              G             C          G 
And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try, 
             C                                    G 
And the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights, 
         C                                       D 
And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool, 
  C                                            D 
Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school, 
      C                                       D 
And i think if i looked into the mirror of erised, 
       C                                D 
I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red, 
        C              D             G 
I'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd, 
           C               D          G 
But public school ain't no place for a wizard 
            C               D           G 
Yeah public school ain't no place for a wizard