The Len Ganley Stance Ukulele tab

	  
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. 
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No, no, no, no, no more Locomotion 
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No, no, no, no more Dancing In The Street 
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No, no, no, no more Mashed Potato 
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No, no, no more shuffling of the feet. 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. 
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Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut 
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Clench your fists; point your knuckles straight ahead 
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Do your best to look like a teddy bear 
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Then try and pretend to look vertically dead. 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. 
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Praise the Lord you all look so beautiful 
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Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck 
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Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible 
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Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check. 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
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Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.