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	  Intro

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verse 1 
A              D        A 
What possessed you to apply, 
                                    E 
Did your friends with good advice implode? 
A                  D     A 
We should hang you up in chains 
                                 E 
Let you rot beside the ill paved road. 
B 
Born too late for the First World War; 
                                     E       D 
The Siege of Troy was long before my time. 
B                                                        E    D C B7 E 
Naseby, Jutland, Agincourt; characters perhaps from pantomime. 

verse 2 

A               D          A                                    E 
Authors, sport, landlocked states; capitals of Europe and their size. 
A              A      A                                         E 
Breeds of dog; famous dates, kind of hoping these things don’t arise. 
  B 
I don’t watch films in black and white 
                                              E      D 
The trees and clouds and birds have passed me by. 
B 
I’ll just guess and hope I’m right 
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The first man into space was Captain Bligh. 

BREAK 

B                                                  E 
 Good luck back in work, they’ll’ve heard you were on 
B                                          E 
 Have you got the file for Mr Out In Round One? 
B                             E 
 Harken a cuckoo - or is it a wren? 
B                                E      D     E 
 Don’t ever darken our doorstep again.......... 

verse 3 

A                D      A                                              E 
Truth is beauty, beauty truth, all you know on earth – all you need to know. 
A      D   A                                       E 
Superb, succinct, pity then for you it’s not quite so. 
B                                                         E   D 
Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead? Duck soup, 1933. 
B 
Words beginning with K N O, 
                          E  D  C  B7 
Words that end in B H E A D........... 

OUTRO 

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