Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize Guy Ukulele tab

	  
(Intro) A D F D F Bb E  (x4) 

          A          D        F         D 
Well Iâ??ve got a dead leg from kicking myself 
    F           Bb         E 
For letting our friendship fade away 
   A       D       F       D 
Aloysius Umbongo Nâ??Danga Oâ??Reilly 
   F         Bb           E 
Is hot on my heels with calamity powder. 
  A          D        F       D 
I saw you in Hoylake, edgy as ever 
F         Bb          E 
Up on the red rocks a-whooping and a-hollering 
A         D             F      D 
Six civic dignitaries â?? idiots all 
F              Bb        E 
Heading out to Hilbre: I wouldnâ??t go that way. 
A            D            F         D 
Dickheads in quicksand an hour from now 
  F             Bb            E 
I should have a word but Iâ??ve not had me dinner 
  A            D           F          D 
A place on the promenadeâ??s got what I need 
     F              Bb        E          A 
Do I scream for the beadle or go for the ham?  
E                 A     E   
  Do I go for the ham? 


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A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
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A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
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A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
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A baguette dilemma. 


A              D             F           D 
Flushed is the face that you hide in the lace 
        F           Bb       E 
Of your motherâ??s mantilla, a bilious affair 
A          D             F      D 
Iâ??ve got a picture which nobody needs; 
  F          Bb   E 
A picture of Lord Gort in his underwear. 
A          D        F        D 
Out of the ordinary into the drains 
F        Bb     E 
Over the marshy Berwyn 
A        D       F         D 
Ever the denizen never the norm  
       F        Bb              E 
Thatâ??s all very well but youâ??ve still got to eat. 
           A          D        F           D 
Iâ??ve heard Arthur and Omegaâ??s â??All You Can Stomachâ?� 
   F        Bb       E 
Is far and away your best bet 
        A   D     F     D 
You can eat in or take away  
F    Bb    E 
Your call, what do you say? 
       A            D           F            D 
If you snack on the hoof youâ??ll still get to catch 
    F      Bb           E  A 
The massed ranks of the RNLI  
E    A   E   
  RNLI. 


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A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
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A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
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A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
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A baguette dilemma.