Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance Ukulele tab

	  
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Facebook told me it's your birthday 
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I wouldn't have known any other way 
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'Cause we coexist in a mutually unstated 
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Unattached cohesion that Facebook created 

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So I got ten seconds and they're just for you 
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To write on your wall like good people do 
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To keep our weak social tie with minimal maintenance 
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Happy Birthday to my loose acquaintance 

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Look through my photo album, you're not in it 
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If I saw you on the street, it would take me a minute 
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But I'm such a thoughtful person and I totally care 
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That's why there are three exclamation points there 
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Colon, parentheses to be more compelling 
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All caps so it's just like I'm just yelling 
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From top of my heart just to keep status quo 
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Happy birthday dear person who I sort of know 

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We both know you're not my real friend 
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You're a biproduct of a social networking trend 
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But you feel just as indifferently about me 
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So there's no guilt in our apathetic reciprocity 

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So if we don't talk much or at all this year 
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Remember I sent you this afterthought cheer 
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To keep our minor affinity with minimal maintenance 
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Happy Birthday to my loose acquaintance