There's Viagra In The Water Ukulele tab

	  There's Viagra in the Water 
Original performance by the Four Bitchin' Babes 

Tab by Gosp. Gospex at Gmail dot com 
First attempt, so stand with me here. 


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Just outside of Johnson city on a dark and twisting road 
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In a Kenworth 18 wheeler with a heavy shifting load 
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He was pushing through to Bingamton though the hour was getting late 
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Buys his finest sons a mission to the pharmacies upstate 
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He was on a holy mission, there were men who couldn’t wait 
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It was twenty thousand pounds of Viagra 

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He clocked 700 miles since he climbed into the rig 
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Just another 25 or so would finish up that gig 
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But the trailer hit an oil slick and down the hill did fly 
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Till it landed at the bottom in the towns water supply 
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It was instant rigor mortis what a hard way die 


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Save your sons,  
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shield your daughters  
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there’s Viagra  
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in the water 
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All over Johnson city people rising with the dawn 
They drank their morning coffee, took their showers watered lawns 
And who could have predicted all the changes up ahead? 
Men were getting up for work and women back to bed 
So many called in sick you would have thought a virus spread 

Down at the courthouse coffee shop stared in disbelief 
As a pack of thirsty lawyers started filling out their briefs 
But at the local college young men appeared much smarter 
No chromosomal mystery they simply studied harder 
Now water on the rocks is the latest party starter 


Save your sons, shield your daughters there’s Viagra in the water 


The Johnson city firemen they cursed their retched luck 
They could not get their fire hoses wound back on the truck 
Sprinkling holy water at a funeral father Ryan said… 
I know I’ve saved your souls but I’ve never raised the dead 
Would a couple strong men help me now close the casket lid? 

Old man Weisse just took the shower of his life 
Then he marched into the kitchen and he called out to his wife 
She knew something was up as he stood naked at the table 
Holding two cups of coffee and a half a dozen bagels 
It had been at least a decade since the last time he was able 


Save your sons, shield your daughters there’s Viagra in the water 


Believers seeking miracles the pilgrims came in hordes 
The waters of Viagra grew more popular than Lordes 
The clergy quoted scripture but they found it hard to sell 
Those who chose to be anointed were pointed straight to hell 
Despite the dire warning the crowds began to swell 

Some hardened politicians came into town one day 
With their permits and their pipelines pumped the waters all away 
From the heart of Johnson city came rose the mournful cry of men 
But the women knew another truck was coming through again 
Don’t worry there’s a truck next week, we’ll spread the oil again 

Save your sons, shield your daughters there’s Viagra in the water  
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