Framed Ukulele tab

	  
verse 1 
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  Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!) 
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Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking 
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And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells 
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I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals 
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But when murdering females 
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Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed 
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Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail 
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If you get scratched because your DNA'll 
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Be all up under her fingernails 
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Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares 
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He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears 
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Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware 
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Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs 
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She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare 
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Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly 
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I said "I'm here to do sink repairs." 
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Chop her up, put her body parts 
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In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there 

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But hey man, I was framed 
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I know what this looks like, officers 
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Please just give me one minute 
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I think I can explain 
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I ain't murdered nobody 
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I know these words are so nutty 
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But I'm just here to entertain 
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How come your shirt is so bloody? 
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There's a missing person, so what? He's 
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Got nothin' to do with me 
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I'm almost certain I was framed 
  
verse 2 
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Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong 
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Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on 
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Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard 
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But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? 
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Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it 
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Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me 
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Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde 
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Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond 
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Second murder with no recollection of it 
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Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it 
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Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper 
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Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender 
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Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably 
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'Cause the disassembled body 
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Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly 
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I'm wanted for questioning 
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Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me 
 
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But hey man, I was framed 
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I know what this looks like, officers 
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Please just give me one minute 
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I think I can explain 
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I ain't murdered nobody 
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I know these words are so nutty 
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But I'm just here to entertain 
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How come your shirt is so bloody? 
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There's a missing person, so what? He's 
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Got nothin' to do with me 
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I'm almost certain I was framed
 
  
verse 3 
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Still on the loose, they 
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Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday 
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In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate 
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With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher 
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Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase 
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Just escaped from the state pen 
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For eight women who hate men 
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Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked 
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When I break in your basement 
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Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent 
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Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent 
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Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown 
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Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems 
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Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home 
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You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window 
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But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene 
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In a verse and be charged with first degree 
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'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly 
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With the massacre or the Burger King burglary 
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No, officer, you see ... 

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But hey man, I was framed 
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I know what this looks like, officers 
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Please just give me one minute 
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I think I can explain 
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I ain't murdered nobody 
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I know these words are so nutty 
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But I'm just here to entertain 
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How come your shirt is so bloody? 
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There's a missing person, so what? He's 
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Got nothin' to do with me 
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I'm almost certain I was framed