Me and the Minibar Ukulele tab

	  C			Fm 
bring two prix fixe dinners up 
I’ll unwrap the plastic cups 

	  Am	F 
it’s just us my love 
	  Am	Fm 
it’s just us my love 
C		        Fm 
I will make the room up nice 
put your insides all on ice 

Am		F 
it was real true love 
Am		Fm 
it was real true love 

Fm 
close all the windows 
    F#dim	 
put signs on the handles 
    Am		     F 
and strip down to my dun-dun-duns 
Am		F	 
you have gone so far 
Am		Fm 
you have gone so far 
Fm 
and tonight 
	 F#dim	        C 
its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished) 

C			Fm 
candles from the walmart that 
every city has to have 

Am		   F 
that I bought last night 
Am		   Fm 
that I bought last night 
C			Fm 
I was so excited to 
do such normal things with you 

Am		   F 
when you left last night 
Am		     Fm 
with your toothbrush dry 
Bb			      F 
no such details will spoil my plans 
that is the kind of girl I am 

C		  Fm 
can you hear room 318...? 
man they’re really happening... 
	  Am	F 
they’re a wild bunch 
	  Am	Fm 
they’re a wild bunch 
Fm 
but if they just knew 
F#dim 
what my night was coming too 
Am			 F 
god would they vomit and run 
	 Am	 F 
you have gone so far 
	 Am	  Fm 
you have gone too far 
    F 
So tonight 
          Fm   
it’s just me and the minibar 
F#dim 
nobody else 
      Am		    F 
and I sing at the top of my lungs 
      Am       F 
happy birthday us 
      Am       Fm 
happy birthday us