MTV Get Of The Air Ukulele tab

	  Intro: F# B C# (2x só o baixo)  
 
 
F# B C#  
Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair  
F#  
Flame up the herb  
B C#  
Woof down the beer (2x and continues on background)  
 
(click!)  
 
F# B C#  
Hi! I'm your video DJ  
F# B C#  
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes  
F# B C# F# B C#  
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go  
F# B C#  
My job is to help destroy  
F# B C#  
What's left of your imagination  
F# B C#  
By feeding you endless doses  
F# B C#  
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage  
F# B C#  
So don't create Be sedate  
F# B C#  
Be a vegetable at home And thwack on that dial  
F# B C#  
If we have our way even you will believe (Fun fun fun... ends)  
F#  
This is the future of rock and roll  
 
(M.T.V GET OFF THE AIR!)  
 
F# B A  
How far will you go  
F# B A  
How low will you stoop  
B A B A  
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill  
F# B A  
You've turned rock and roll rebellion  
F# B A  
Into Pat Boone sedation  
B A B D  
Making sure nothing's left of the imagination  
C# B  
M.T.V. Get off the  
C# B  
M.T.V. Get off the  
C# B F#  
 
M.T.V. Get off the air (2x)  
 
E F#  
Get off the air  
F# B A F# B A  
See the latest rejects from the muppet show  
B A  
Wag their tits and their dicks  
B A  
As they lip-synch on screen  
F#  
There's something I don't like  
B A F# B A  
About a band who always smiles  
B A  
Another tax write-off  
B D  
For some schmuck who doesn't care  
 
M.T.V. Get off the air...  
 
Get off the air  
 
Get off the air  
 
F# F E D# C#  
Get off the air  
 
ocultar pestaña
 
(bass break - following line twice: 1st time with bass only, 2nd time with  
 
guitar playing chords above)  
C# B C# B F# E F# E  
g --------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|  
d --------|----1---|----3---|--------|4-----4-|2\1-----|4-4-6-4-|2\1-----|  
a 4-4---4-|2-2---2-|4-4---4-|2---4-24|----4---|----4-2-|--------|----4-2-|  
e ----4---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|  
 
(and this once)  
 
C# B C# B F# E C#  
g --------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|  
d --------|----1---|----3---|--------|4-----4-|2\1-----|4-------|--------|  
a 4-4---4-|2-2---2-|4-4---4-|2---4-24|----4---|----4-2-|--------|--------|  
e ----4---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|  

 
C#m B A G# (2x trumpet or something)  
 
C# B  
And so it was  
C# B  
Our beloved corporate gods  
F# E F# E  
Claimed they created rock video  
C# B C# B  
Allowing it to sink as low in one year  
F# E C#  
As commercial TV has in 25  
C#m B  
"It's the new frontier," they say  
A G#  
It's wide open, anything can happen  
C#m  
But you've got a lot of nerve  
B  
To call yourself a pioneer  
A  
When you're too god-damn conservative  
G#  
To take real chances.  
 
C# B  
Tin-eared  
C# B F#  
Graph-paper brained accountants  
E F# E  
Instead of music fans  
C# B C# B  
Call all the shots at giant record companies now  
F# E C#  
The lowest common denominator rules  
C#m  
Forget honesty  
B  
Forget creativity  
A  
The dumbest buy the mostest  
G#  
That's the name of the game  
C#m  
But sales are slumping  
B  
And no one will say why  
A G#  
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?  
C# B F#  
M.T.V. - Get off the air!  
F#  
NOW!